Bemoaning Da Vinci

For a best-selling primer on how not to write an English sentence, the movie corresponded well. Not only was it a terrific bore until Ian McKellan showed up doing his usual quirky scene-stealing thang, but all I could do to keep myself from leaving the theater before that was muse over the question: What’s up with Tom Hanks’s hair?

I know you'll see it anyway, just don't blame me afterwards.